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Space Craft # 1

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This Space Ship was the first; its point of origin the far side of the universe where a white sphere was built. Inside this sphere was placed a thought seed capsule. All the genetic components for the creature who would make this journey were placed in the capsule. During the ships transit  this being  began to grow and develop.  Each and every biological system evolved and the creature,  growing in size  needed  various physical systems to accommodate these changes. Air 
intake and oxygen conversion systems, water collection, food growth and storage areas, solar collectors and waste management. The initially 
smooth and perfect sphere adapted to these  needs by the  addition of 
various extensions and structures to the surface which provided functions 
and space needed as growth continued. At the hub of this structure was a thought wave vault.  When this craft was loaded and sent out from point of origin, the planet and civilization was disintegrating, so each being who 
chose to make this new world was required to release their biology and 
travel in thought form inside the hub vault. They were required to pledge  a contract demanding agreement to honor their creator, honor self, honor all others, honor the air-water-earth of this new planet, honor sun and fire, 
honor all paths of spirituality and the innate equality of all species. Should 
their thought form imprint prove unable to comply they would be returned to their dying world.

Ver-Nacular # 2
The creature who came inside. 

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This being, Ver-Nacular is a multi-limbed, hermaphroditic, with external sensory awareness systems; and its companion Oroborus is the intergalactic translator, who assures that where ever they find themselves they always know what the scoop is and how to fit in perfectly. Growing rapidly in the oxygen rich environment of their new home, they begin their travels and explorations. While traveling about Ver has been gestating an infinite variety of fellow creatures. Since all the thought form embryos learn along with Ver and Oroborus, they
begin to know their new home as they proceed toward their births. Laughter 
and silliness are the primary avenues to all encounters and discoveries. Ver is
a lip reader, consequently many of the emerging species have big lips easily 
seen and read. The bands of metallic material that circle the body register all energetic changes to their atmosphere and surroundings. Electromagnetic
energy is captured by each extending limb to be used as the fuel for continuing growth. They communicate by thought waves and translation of all external
stimuli happens instantaneously. Their new planet is a watery world and so 
they float along observing, cataloging new data and blending perfectly with all
that is. Travel by thought impulse makes ideas about distance between destinations a moot point.  

Home Planet # 3

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Home Planet is a mostly water world. Land masses across the surface provide needed refuge and services, while at various locations subterranean colonies provide for the populous . The Sea of Grass, a fountain of green and blue harnesses  solar radiation and processes all waste. The surface structure of the Rainbow Arches  ventilates all the sub-surface hives of activity by carrying clean air deep into the interior.  The Moon Mount is an observation post for monitoring lunar activity. The Star Gazers 
Point is where all other space observations and nebulae displays are 
accessed. The Trees Park is an exhaust area for CO2 build up from the 
interior. Cave of the Ancestors is a burial chamber and Akashic record for all time. Mothers Cone Camp is where all pregnancy and birth events take place. Spider Sea is a vast education facility and preservation society for the 
planetary archives. The Bird Man Sea, a massive solar collector, allows 
surface light to penetrate to interior areas. Paths of sea current flow endlessly to moderate temperature and wind. 

Polarities & Octad # 4

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Polarities, a canine-like creature and Octad the companion  translator. Curious by nature, Polarities has a long and pointy beak. One of the defining ways of reason for this beauty is to always see things from both sides of any situation. Octad translates through the double pyramid crystal form  of eight faces. Each face carries a Rune script which provides a basic flow of wisdom teaching to help interpret and understand all surrounding environments. Hermaphroditic by design and biology,  the external spinal column runs from brain stem to genital area with strands of electromagnetic current running over the skin and focusing at the tip of the beak.
 Concentrated energetic pathways winding up the horns to the storage vaults at the top  hold scent patterns and imprints that provide instant recognition in all encounters.

Space Zoo Creatures # 5

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One by one, then in whole groups, funny little creatures began to populate Home Planet. Their manner of silliness and laughter, until the face and belly ache with pleasure is unrelenting. They do a kind of slide step hop and skip when walking. Sway to a musical phrase only they can hear. They speak in a sort of telepathic wave length while moving their lips to mimic the speech patterns 
of the foreign travelers around them. They love the bebop doo wah non verbal 
jazz singer sounds as they sway and wiggle on down the road. They are  outrageous flirts and the charisma factor rates off the chart. 
 

Civic Center Complex # 6

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This is the central Civic Center Zone. Most planetary-wide entertainment offerings take place here. Theater arts, music halls, museums, sports arenas, studios and medical facilities all share this district using common energetic pathways for power grids and airway systems. Freedom of speech and thought being a top priority makes all public and private zones clear of any sort of surveillance. Fun, function and beauty might easily describe the buildings of Home Planet.

Industrial Engineer # 7

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MeBe is the structural engineer who 
designs all new buildings. First, all citizens 
are asked to submit designs that meet the criteria of the new building's function. MeBe then measures and calculates and provides 
a plan to be organized within the public 
design for the exterior. Together in 
cooperation are all new building projects carried through to completion. All who see these new structures as they commingle with the existent ones know true harmony is the organizing basis for this civilization. The hum of happy activity fills the air waves in
all directions.

Librarian # 8 
A work in progress.

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Sharr, is the archival librarian at the Spider Sea Records Hall. She remembers everything and her organizing ability is unparalleled. When others have forgotten a detail or event or any relevant data connection needed, Sharr's the one you go to. Modest in demeanor  but razor sharp in recollecting the finest moments and stories needed to weave past and present into a full knowledge of now. Coolly walking forward to meet what comes along; she is eager  to share the latest text, story, experimental writing or scientific discoveries. She waits and weaves the mysteries.

Cones Healing Arts Center # 9

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Cones Healing Arts Center, part of the Civic 
Center Complex, offers every available avenue 
of energetic medicine. The moving spirals that 
circle each cone signal to all who pass by that some new treatment for the advancement of silliness has just been discovered. Joy and 
dancing in the plaza break out to this happy 
news. The patients seen here have conditions 
that began when they forgot how to laugh. Everyone does at one time or another and this center is
the standard for the newest  methods and philosophies of therapy that
 promote well being through silliness.  Giggle more and hurt less.
 Quite simple really.


Jellyfish # 10

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As the jellyfish dreams of swimming in the sea,  the jellyfish swims the seas. As the long and numerous tentacles are washed by the sea, they collect all debris and the small clown fish tenders gobble up the micro organisms and algae. The varied tentacles of the under belly attract different nutrients and as the currents carry these beings around the seas, balance remains in their wake. Their bright phosphorescence is glorious and at the twilight times morning and evening their show off personalities really have a stage to play on. They number in the thousands, so appear  to be a flotilla of bubbles  just risen to the surface, moving across the seas. Domes of ever changing light patterns lit from within, their digestive processes cause changes in their color displays. This must be the harmony of the spheres. 

Spiritual Center # 11

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Appearing opaque from the outside, this 
dome shaped meeting house at city center 
is the cross- roads for all spiritual affiliations. The view of the outside world from the interior 
of  this space is  the cosmos as it proceeds, day into night into day again. It sits at the 
edge of the sea as if floating in time and 
space.  ''All are welcome'' is the primary
house rule. Since all verbal communication 
is lip reading and, of course signing, there is always a flurry of hand and arm gesturing. Dancing in all forms has been adopted by all participants regardless of their individual philosophical differences. Howling, hopping and happy in heart is the feeling of all who enter here.
  A door sign might read, "entering in peace, make your leaving in harmony." 



Moon # 12

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The atmosphere of this planet's moon causes the surface to show its blue mist that surrounds the open carrot color of the high deserts. Controller of the tides, this 
orb shows blue as the tide increases and orange as it recedes. There have been few visitors to the surface of this moon due to its temperature extremes but MeBe the engineer has been working to burrow a system of tunnels and caves where the Home Planets residents may find retreat and restoration for body and soul. The silence here is a result of passing through the atmosphere which seems to eliminate all sound communication. As every new arrival to the planet must pass through the lunar station, each has become a master lip reader. This is why the only sound that one hears anywhere on home base is the giggle and laugh. Of course, there are those who specialize in mimicking all the various bodily function sounds and laughter pours from them as well.